What do professional Visual Basic programmers do in their spare time? I don't know - I'm not a professional.

However, I did come up with this delightful little gem - A program that generates two victems for you to interview at the click of a button

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At 60K, it's download time is less then a minute, and it's so simple, even Slippy can use it (After it was explained to him using puppets)