Roy: Why do we have to do this?! We already interviewed Katt!!!
Bowe: IamErtai said it didn’t count because I didn’t ask her any questions.
Roy: And why did you have to go to the hospital? You didn’t just get pummeled.
Bowe: I had to have the doctor explain something to me.
Roy: What?
Bowe: I’ll tell you when we get to my house.
They get to Bowe’s house.
Bowe: Now….
He pulls down a blackboard, and draws himself, Falco and Katt.
Bowe: …As you know, Falco is attracted to Katt, and Katt seems to be attracted to me. Who am I attracted to? No one. Who is attracted to Falco? No one. So you see, Draws them running. It is an endless chase until someone comes into one of our lives that we find more attractive than whoever he or she found attractive before. But here, Draws a helmet on himself. Katt does not find me attractive if I hide myself, or she does not know who I am. So what I need is a perfect disguise, so that Katt, Draws a ? on Katt’s head. does not know who I am. But the question is, what should it be a disguise of?
Roy: Umm, uh, why is Falco attracted to Katt?
Bowe: Why should I know?!
Roy: Didn’t the Doc tell you?
Bowe: Who knows what goes on in Falco’s mixed up brain?
Roy: Good point. But aren’t a whole ton of other guys attracted to Katt?
Bowe: Ah ha! Marth!
Roy: Marth is attracted to Katt?
Bowe: No! I’ll dress up as Marth to do this interview! Then no one will get suspicious when they see me with you!
Roy: Oh no! I’m not helping you with this interview!
Bowe in Marth suit: But you have to!
Roy: Why?!
Bowe in Marth suit: Or else I’ll take your sword for my disguise.
Roy: But it’s the Sword of Seals, not easily confused for Falchion!
Bowe in Marth suit: Why would Falco recognize it?
Roy: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!
Bowe in Marth suit: Well, how do I look?
Roy: Hey! Looks pretty good, Bowe!
Bowe in Marth suit: No, from now on, you’ll call me Marth.
Roy: OK, Marth.
Marth: Make that, uh, Prince Marth.
Roy: Wha? Err, Fine…
Prince Marth: Make that, your majesty, Prince Marth, Knight of the Final Day…
Roy: No! One Marth doing this to me was too much already!
Marth: Whatever. Now, let’s interview Katt!
Roy: You’re not nervous?
Marth: Not one bit! With this costume, there’s no way Katt can recognize me!
Roy: OK, if you’re that sure…
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They get to the interview place. Katt is already there.
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Marth: So Katt…
Katt: Are you interviewing me?
Marth: Well, yeah. Why?
Katt: I thought Bowe was going to interview me.
Roy: Whispering. You’re stuck now…
Marth: Uh, Bowe felt sick at the thought of interviewing you…
Roy: He would…
Katt: Oh, he did…
Marth: So they got me to do it.
Katt: Wouldn’t they get, like, IamErtai to do it or something?
Marth: Uh, no. Anyway, What do you think of Bowe?
Roy: Are you sure that’s a good question?
Katt: Well, he’s nicer than Falco…
Roy: Trying not to laugh. What’s Falco like then?
Katt: He just wants me to kiss him.
Marth starts to sweat.
Katt: Is this your first interview?
Marth: No…I MEAN…yes.
Roy: Whispering. You’re breaking character.
Marth: Whispering. Well, what do I do?
Roy: Whispering. Act more calm.
Marth: Right, Wipes brow. OK. Thinking. At least she’s not trying to kiss me…
Firiel: Walks in. Hi Roy! Hey Katt! Oh, Marth…
Roy: Whispering. You’re stuck now.
Marth: Thinking. Gotta stay in character. Gotta stay in character.
Firiel: Want to go out with me tonight?
Marth: Uh, yeah, sure, fine.
Roy: If it’s not one girl, it’s another.
Katt: Roy, as assistant interviewer, you will interview me.
Roy: Me? I-I well, I don’t know how…
Katt: Oh, just ask some questions.
Roy: OK, uh, what do you think of me interviewing you?
Katt: Try not to think of it that way. Here, I’ll treat you as I would Bowe.
Roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Jumps out the window.
Firiel: Why can’t you go with me?
Marth: Because…uh, I can teleport!
Firiel: Turns around. What?
Marth runs into a closet. Marth comes in the door. Roy follows him.
Marth: Roy told me I was interviewing Katt up here, and Firiel was trying to take me on a date but I didn’t want to. What on earth is he talking about?! I was just about to ask you out!
Katt: That’s ten for tonight…
Marth: No! Firiel!
Firiel: OK, but Roy’s right! You were just here, refusing to go on a date with me!
Marth: I’d never do that!
Bowe in the Marth suit comes out of the closet.
Marth: Marth?
Katt: Marth!
Firiel: Two Marths? Hooray!
Roy: Bo-Marth?
Marth and Marth: I’m the real Marth!
Katt: I’m confused…
Firiel: Maybe I need glasses.
Real Marth: Thinking. Am I the real Marth? I don’t know anymore…
Katt: Which one of you is going to interview me?
Both Marths point at each other.
Marth and Marth: Him!
Roy: Thinking. That one’s Bowe. Wait, no, that one is. No…
Mewtwo: Teleports in and pats real Marth on the back. Don’t worry, I went though the same thing.
Katt: Mewtwo! Tell me which Marth is real!
Mewtwo: How should I know?
All: YOU’RE PSYCHIC!!!
Mewtwo: Oh right.
He closes eyes and thinks. Bowe in Marth suit switches places with real Marth.
Mewtwo: The one on the left is real. Wait, no, the right one is right.
Katt: I already know that the right one is the right one!
Mewtwo: Than why did you ask me?
Katt: The wrong one can’t be the right one!
Mewtwo: What?
Roy: THIS IS TOO CONFUSING!!! WHICH ONE IS BOWE?!?!?!
There is a extremely long pause.
Katt: Bowe?
Marth: Uh, he’s just talking nonsense, as always, yeah…
Marth: That’s enough, Faker!
Marth: Faker? I think you’re the fake Marth around here…
Marth: I’ll make you eat those words!!!
They start fighting.
Sonic and Shadow: Hey! He can’t say that to himself! Those are our lines!
Firiel: Roy,
Roy: What?
Firiel: Is one of them really Bowe?
Roy: Uh, um, well, yeah?
Firiel: Eww! I wanted to take Bowe on a date?!
One Marth rips the other’s head off, it’s just a mask.
Marth: I’m glad you didn’t rip my head off…
Bowe: Uh oh.
Firiel: BOWE, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!!!
Firiel hits him out the window.
Bowe: Aaaaahhhhh!!! POW!!! Ow…
Albert: Hey! Watch out! You almost landed on me! Sheesh…
He Walks away.
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After Bowe comes around, he runs home. After some time, Roy comes in.
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Roy: So the disguise didn’t help too much, did it?
Bowe: Well, it did what I meant it to do.
Roy: What’s that?
Bowe: Katt didn’t kiss me, did she?
Roy: Yeah, but Firiel tried to!
Bowe: Whatever….
Roy, Marth, Katt, and Mewtwo are © to Nintendo.
Bowe is © to Bowe, Firiel is © to Firiel.
Sonic and Shadow are © to Sega.
Marth suits are © to, uh, Nintendo, I guess.
Next, Roy’s going to interview Fox and Bill.