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Kanto skies, sunset
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A familiar Meowth shaped hot air balloon rises up.
Roy: OK, stop here.
As the flame goes down, the balloon stops moving.
James: Now what do we do?
Roy: We wait…
An hour passes. The sky grows dark. The balloon seems to turn into a mysterious black shape against the moon-reflected light.
Jessie: I CAN’T STAND IT!!! It’s been more than an hour! Where are they?!
Roy: Jessie, please. You’re ruining the mood.
Jessie: Oh, sorry.
The clouds start to shift, and they move right in front of the moon.
Wobbuffet: Wo…bbuffet
Meowth: Hmm, I’m tired too.
Meowth and Wobbuffet lie down and close their eyes. It starts to rain.
James: Where can they be? Are they somewhere up there among the countless number of stars? Somewhere in the vast void of space?
Roy: Could it be that they are lost up in there?
Pause. Then, suddenly, breaking the mood, two ships fly past. One of their wings hits the balloon.
All: We’re blasting off again!
Wobbuffet: WA!!!
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At the crash site.
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Roy: Ow. Well I guess that was them…
James: How dare they wreck the mood!
Meowth: I was trying to sleep!
They go to where the ships had landed.
Roy: What’s the idea?!?!?! You were supposed to stop when you got to the Meowth balloon!!!!!
Bill: Uh, oops.
Fox: Hey, where’s Bowe? I can’t see Bowe.
Roy: Umm, it’s a long story…so I’m going to interview you.
Fox: Oh, great.
Roy: Hey! How am I worse than Bowe?!
Bill: He didn’t mean that.
Roy: Well, now that we’re in a forest from Pokémon at night, plot holes can get us!
Fox: There’s nothing we can do about it, OK! Now let’s get this over with.
Roy: Bill, does anyone ever get you mixed up with Bill Gates?
Bill: AAAAAHHHHH!!! DON’T REMIND ME!!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Roy: …OK…
Fox: Don’t you ask any questions like that to me!
Roy: But all my questions are insults.
James: Can we go now?
Roy: Sure. Here, catch.
Throws him a tennis ball.
Roy: It’s yours. Take it.
James: Running off. Jessie! Come see! He gave me a tennis ball!!! Isn’t it exciting!!!!!
Roy: Whatever.
Fox: If all your questions are insults to us, I don’t want to hear ‘em!
Bill: Yeah!
Roy: Than what do I do in the meantime?
Fox: I don’t know.
Bill: Tell us where Bowe is!
Roy: Well, all I know is, he went shopping with Fara.
Bill: Why the heck would he do that?!
Roy: She said no one has any money left.
Fox: Please, change the subject.
Roy: OK, it’s getting pretty dark…
Fox: So?
Bill: Are you afraid of the dark?
Roy: No, I’m just kind of tired.
Fox: So now we just stand here for half an hour?
Roy: Well if you won’t let me ask any questions, yes.
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Meanwhile in the department store.
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Bowe: Oof, can’t you…carry any of…your stuff?
Fara: No.
She takes ten items off the shelf and gives them to Bowe.
Bowe: Can…can I…get something?
Fara: No.
She takes twenty items off the shelf and gives them to Bowe.
Bowe: Not even…one…soda?
Fara: No.
Takes thirty items off the shelf and gives them to Bowe.
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Back to the interview.
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Bill: Roy, got any fives?
Roy: Go fish.
Fox: Bill, got any fives?
Bill: Go fish.
Fox: What?
Bill: I was bluffing.
Fox: Then give me my five.
Bill: No, on my turn!
Fox: This makes no sense! This supposed to be an interview!!!
Roy: Do you want me to ask you my questions?
Fox: Sighs. No.
Roy: Then sit here and play fair.
Fox: But Bill cheated! He said so! I just asked him for a five!!!
Bill: I have a four. Here.
Fox: What?
Bill: You asked me ‘four a five,’ Right? It’s yours.
Fox: But I don’t have a four!!!
Bill: I don’t have a five.
Fox: Takes the four. LIFE ISN’T FAIR!!!!!
Roy: This is as bad as an interview.
Fox: Crying. Kill me!
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Back at the store…
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Bowe: Let me have Just one soda pop!
Fara: Fine. But you have to pay for it, and carry it…
Bowe: Yeah, yeah.
He puts some money in the machine, and takes out a pop can.
Fara:…But I get to drink it.
She takes it from him and drains it in one drink.
Bowe: What?! Nooooo!!!!!
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And now, here’s Roy.
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Roy: FOX, IT’S JUST A CARD GAME!!! YOU ARE NOT NOW CURSED FOR LIFE!!!!!
Fox: Crying. I WANT MY MOM!!!
Bill: I don’t think it’s working.
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Let’s see what Bowe’s up to, shall we?
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Bowe: Ugg.
He drops all the things on the check out counter and falls down.
Cashier: Will this be cash, or check?
Fara: Credit.
She reaches into her pocket and pulls out some lint.
Fara: Bowe, it seems I, Uh, Forgot my credit card…
Bowe: RRRAAAAAHHH!!!!!
He smashes his checkbook onto the counter, and runs away.
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At the interview…
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Bowe: Comes in. It isn’t done yet?!
Roy: Bowe, can you help?
Bowe: With what?
Roy and Bill: HIM!!!
Bowe: Roy, this is typical in an interview, you have to expect this.
Fox: Crying. MOMMY!!!!!
Roy: But the interview hasn’t started yet.
Bowe:…What?…
Roy: We’ve just been playing Go fish all this time.
Bowe:…Why?…
Roy: Here’s my list of questions. Gives a paper to Bowe who reads it. They didn’t want to hear them.
Bowe: And no wonder! I wouldn’t want to be asked them! Would you?!
Roy: I wouldn’t mind number thirty-six.
Bowe: Yes, neither would I, but they would!!!
Bill: What’s the question?
Bowe: ‘How would you like one month without Katt?’
Bill: Impossible!
Fox: WWWAAAAAHAAA!!!!!
Roy: FOX, SHUT UP!!!
Fox: :Sniff.:
Bowe: Well, it’s eleven o’clock, I think we should go home now.
Fox: I don’t know how to fly.
Roy: Try random buttons until you get the right one.
Fox: OK.
Bill has already left. Fox gets in his ship.
Fox: Let’s try this one.
ZAP
He hits Albert, but the shot is mysteriously reflected from him, and hits a tree.
Fox: No? How ‘bout this.
Arwing starts hovering.
Fox: OK, now here!
Bang
Pow
Boom
Fox: Uh oh…
The Arwing falls out of the sky, engines smoking and Fox cussing all the way.
Bowe: Let’s go.
Roy: How?
Bowe: What do you mean?
Roy: I got here in Team Rocket’s balloon.
Bowe: Which way do we go?
Roy: We get lost a lot, don’t we?
Suddenly, Bowe lets out a huge belch. The trees quake, and lots of leaves fall. Roy raises an eyebrow at him.
Bowe: What? Everyone does it now and then.
Roy: Nevertheless…
Gary: Comes in. What was that?!
Roy: Him.
Bowe: Hey!
Roy: Sorry, anyway, Gary, do you know the way out of this forest?
Gary: The only way out is with a hoot-hoot!
Roy: A what?
Gary: It’s a Pokémon! As usual!
Bowe: Well, can we have one?
Gary: Uh, no.
Bowe: Why?
Gary: Because…Sighs. I don’t have one.
Bowe: Let’s go look for one.
Gary: That’s what I’ve been doing for the last week.
Bowe and Roy: WEEK?!
Gary: Yes, I’ve been eating berries and roots all this time!
Bowe: What can we do?
Gary: And at midnight, I’ll turn into a-a…
Bowe: A what?
Roy: A werewolf?
Gary: No, a STALFOS!!!!!
Bowe: Then we’ve got to hurry and find a hooth-oot!
Young Link: Walks in. Who on earth said you needed a hoothoot to get out of here?
Gary: Some old hag.
Young Link: Well, that’s a lie. You just need to go though there.
Gary: I’ve passed there ninety-twelve times.
Roy: Don’t you mean one hundred-two times?
Gary: AAAHH! My brain is all weird! I need to get to a doctor!
Roy: Or a math teacher.
They go out.
Gary: Ah, Sunlight!
Bowe: Why is it suddenly the middle of the day?
Then, Bowe belches again. But this time, it’s ten times as strong, so it knocks down several tree houses.
Roy: How many sodas did you have?! Fifteen?!
Bowe: No! Just twenty-one!
And that concludes my sixth interview. But since I didn’t do it, and it wasn’t done, I guess my sixth interview is still to come. Well, bye.
Nintendo is © to all things Nintendo, or vise versa.
Bowe is © to me, Bowe.
And that’s pretty much all to ©…oh well.
The next one will be Leon!